Wednesday, July 15, 2009

I'm back at Luke's jokes




KNOCK, knock jokes!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ach.
Ach who(Achoo)!
Bless you!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Full.
Full who(Flue)?
I'm not sick!
CHICKEN JOKES

Why was the chicken afraid of the other chicken? Because he was chicken!!

Why did the monster cross the road? To eat the chicken!!

Why did the turkey cross the the road? It was the chickens day off!