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Adam & Eve

Eve: Adam, do you love me?
Adam: Who else?

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Teacher: Why was Adam a famous runner?
Student: Because he was the 1st in the human race.

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At what time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve.

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Lazy

He has a great labor saving device . . . "tomorrow".

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People call her "Jigsaw," because when ever she faces a problem she goes to pieces.

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Characters

She is so nervous that she keeps coffee awake.

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Once there was a man who had a Honda, and his name was Many.
One day he was driving and saw a big pick-up-truck and by the nearest stop sign, he got out of his car and knocked on the pick up truck's window and out came the driver.
"Driver my name is Many and you're losing your stuff in the back of the car.
The driver ignored him and drove farther.
At the next stop sign the same thing happened.
After the 5th time the driver got out of his car and said: "My name is Keven and my job is to sew salt all over the rode, okay! So I'm not losing the stuff in the back of my truck, because it's my job to!

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AND THAT IS THE END FOR THIS TIME.
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I'm back again!

Welcome back to Luke's Jokes!

First I'll start of with a number joke this time, so I hope you enjoy it!

NUMBER JOKE

Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven ate (eight ) nine!

CHILDREN JOKES

A little boy once went to the barber shop.
"How would you like your hair cut, son?" asked the barber.
"Oh, do it like you do to Daddy's hair. Like the hairdo with the big hole in the back.

Once there was a kid who didn't always pay attention and one day he was flying to Japan with his dad and he said, after waiting for a few minutes:
"Hey, dad look out the window, we are so hi up that those people look like ants!"
"Um... son those are ants."




HUMAN NATURE

Mom: "Jack, you're always procrastinating. You must change!"
Jack: "Sure, mom. I'll change, I promise. I'll start Monday."

Hope you enjoyed the jokes!

I'm back at Luke's jokes

KNOCK, knock jokes!

Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Ach.
Ach who(Achoo)!
Bless you!

Knock, knock.

Who's there?
Full.
Full who(Flue)?
I'm not sick!

CHICKEN JOKES

Why was the chicken afraid of the other chicken? Because he was chicken!!

Why did the monster cross the road? To eat the chicken!!

Why did the turkey cross the the road? It was the chickens day off!

LUKE'S JOKES

Family Ties

She: "Our only problem is that we're just not communicating."
He: "I don't wanna talk about it.

Logic

Trisha: "Do you believe in in smoking?"
Michele: "Well I've seen it with my own eyes, several times."

Knock-knock Jokes

Knock-knock Jokes

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dragon.
Dragon Who?
Quit Dragon your tail!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel over there!

WELCOME TO LUKE'S JOKES

History:

History Teacher: "Who was the most famous Egyptian in all of history?"
Student: "The Mummy!!!"

Children:
Dad: "You never know what you can do until you try."
Son: "I guess you never know what you can't do until you try, either."

Age:
"What causes old age, grandpa?"
"Living!!!"

DOCTORS & PATIENTS:
Doc: "What seems to be the problem with little Micah today?"
Panicked Parent: We think he swallowed a bullet!"
Doc: For the sake of Peat, stop pointing him at me!!!!!!

KNOCK KNOCK JOKES:

Knock-knock.

Who's there?
Icon.
Icon who?
Icon do with out you!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Ice Water.
Ice Water who?

My Ice Water when I chop onions!

Knock-knock
Who's there?
Ida Clair.
Ida Clair who?
Ida Clair you're so rude!