History:
History Teacher: "Who was the most famous Egyptian in all of history?"
Student: "The Mummy!!!"
Children:
Dad: "You never know what you can do until you try."
Son: "I guess you never know what you can't do until you try, either."
Age:
"What causes old age, grandpa?"
"Living!!!"
DOCTORS & PATIENTS:
Doc: "What seems to be the problem with little Micah today?"
Panicked Parent: We think he swallowed a bullet!"
Doc: For the sake of Peat, stop pointing him at me!!!!!!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES:
Student: "The Mummy!!!"
Children:
Dad: "You never know what you can do until you try."
Son: "I guess you never know what you can't do until you try, either."
Age:"What causes old age, grandpa?"
"Living!!!"
DOCTORS & PATIENTS:
Doc: "What seems to be the problem with little Micah today?"
Panicked Parent: We think he swallowed a bullet!"
Doc: For the sake of Peat, stop pointing him at me!!!!!!
KNOCK KNOCK JOKES:
Knock-knock.
Who's there? 
Icon.Icon who?
Icon do with out you!
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Ice Water.
Ice Water who?
My Ice Water when I chop onions!
Knock-knock
Who's there?
Ida Clair.
Ida Clair who?
Ida Clair you're so rude!
