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Adam & Eve

Eve: Adam, do you love me?
Adam: Who else?

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Teacher: Why was Adam a famous runner?
Student: Because he was the 1st in the human race.

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At what time of day was Adam born?
A little before Eve.

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Lazy

He has a great labor saving device . . . "tomorrow".

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People call her "Jigsaw," because when ever she faces a problem she goes to pieces.

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Characters

She is so nervous that she keeps coffee awake.

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Once there was a man who had a Honda, and his name was Many.
One day he was driving and saw a big pick-up-truck and by the nearest stop sign, he got out of his car and knocked on the pick up truck's window and out came the driver.
"Driver my name is Many and you're losing your stuff in the back of the car.
The driver ignored him and drove farther.
At the next stop sign the same thing happened.
After the 5th time the driver got out of his car and said: "My name is Keven and my job is to sew salt all over the rode, okay! So I'm not losing the stuff in the back of my truck, because it's my job to!

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AND THAT IS THE END FOR THIS TIME.
AND MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!

I'm back again!

Welcome back to Luke's Jokes!

First I'll start of with a number joke this time, so I hope you enjoy it!

NUMBER JOKE

Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven ate (eight ) nine!

CHILDREN JOKES

A little boy once went to the barber shop.
"How would you like your hair cut, son?" asked the barber.
"Oh, do it like you do to Daddy's hair. Like the hairdo with the big hole in the back.

Once there was a kid who didn't always pay attention and one day he was flying to Japan with his dad and he said, after waiting for a few minutes:
"Hey, dad look out the window, we are so hi up that those people look like ants!"
"Um... son those are ants."




HUMAN NATURE

Mom: "Jack, you're always procrastinating. You must change!"
Jack: "Sure, mom. I'll change, I promise. I'll start Monday."

Hope you enjoyed the jokes!