First I'll start of with a number joke this time, so I hope you enjoy it!
NUMBER JOKE
Why is six scared of seven?
Because seven ate (eight ) nine!
CHILDREN JOKES
A little boy once went to the barber shop.
"How would you like your hair cut, son?" asked the barber.
"Oh, do it like you do to Daddy's hair. Like the hairdo with the big hole in the back.
Once there was a kid who didn't always pay attention and one day he was flying to Japan with his dad and he said, after waiting for a few minutes:
"Hey, dad look out the window, we are so hi up that those people look like ants!"
"Um... son those are ants."
HUMAN NATURE
Mom: "Jack, you're always procrastinating. You must change!"
Jack: "Sure, mom. I'll change, I promise. I'll start Monday."
Hope you enjoyed the jokes!
1 comment:
Luke, I love the one about the hair with the hole in it. Dave Lowery just told me his grandson recently noticed his granddad's hole. Love, Neena
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