LUKE'S JOKES

Family Ties

She: "Our only problem is that we're just not communicating."
He: "I don't wanna talk about it.

Logic

Trisha: "Do you believe in in smoking?"
Michele: "Well I've seen it with my own eyes, several times."

Knock-knock Jokes

Knock-knock Jokes

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Dragon.
Dragon Who?
Quit Dragon your tail!

Knock-knock.
Who's there?
Eiffel.
Eiffel who?
Eiffel over there!